freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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queenerestor:

Me too, Aragorn. Me too.

  This war is everybody’s war. I was needed and I answered the call.

octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

I feel somewhat.. generous today »

annamariaesergren:

So I’m gonna give you all a little treat since I feel that you all need it oh so very badly….

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Here you go

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Have some lipbiting

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Liplicking

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Eyefucking

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Frustration.. Enjoy my lovelies

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Because I know how

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much you need it

charlottelabouff:

alright-britain:

lokiistrulydesperate:

A masterpost of some of my favourite Avengers head canons, mainly starring Clint.

(Credit to the bloggers that posted them)

KENZIE HAVE YOU SEEN THIS charlottelabouff

Is this how u know when u finally made it

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

bunnyndisguise:

Chris - greets the kids and gives out autographs…
Tom - flirts with the person taking the picture….
*Know your priorities everyone!!*

ophelia-tagloff quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks triplefuckingnope tomslegsarekillingmeslowly ohhiddles-myhiddles ba-dum-tish eve1978 laterovaries …
as i laugh my ass off at this, i know so too will you.

When there is an eyefuck offered, I will gladly accept it.

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

bunnyndisguise:

Chris - greets the kids and gives out autographs…

Tom - flirts with the person taking the picture….

*Know your priorities everyone!!*

ophelia-tagloff quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks triplefuckingnope tomslegsarekillingmeslowly ohhiddles-myhiddles ba-dum-tish eve1978 laterovaries

as i laugh my ass off at this, i know so too will you.

When there is an eyefuck offered, I will gladly accept it.

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

this-is-my-headspace:

This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.

20 Red, 2 white, 1 purple. It’ll all make sense later…

youtakecareofyourlittlebrother:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen

Best of Mark Ruffalo at San Diego Comic Con 2014