i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school
How can I teach my chickens to sing???
I’m a teenager and I even hate teenagers
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
Why is this Freddie from icarly
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
belly rub lane
A client and I were discussing which photos to upload to his website.
Client: I’ll get all the photos to you ASAP so you can edit them as agreed.
Me: Sounds great.
After five hours, I still hadn’t received any photos, so I rang the client.
Me: Hi - have you got those photos?
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing.
Balthazar looks like Gordon Ramsay and now I can’t unsee it
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS
friendly notice than Sebastian thinks this too
OK I THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THIS
This is on a real episode of icarly