cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

fartgallery:

my coworkers have discovered my ultimate weakness… my hyper-ticklish sides

#ToldYouSo

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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better-humans:

This was the exact moment I stopped trusting Joss Whedon.

housewifeswag:

hey you

stop scrolling

I just want to remind you how strong you are

and that I care a lot about you

life is a cycle of highs and lows but good times are ahead

so keep your head up 

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

nenona:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

I WANT ONE

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin