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kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

pemsylvania:

I’m a teenager and I even hate teenagers

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

lettinggosthehardestpart:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/95907404521/a-client-and-i-were-discussing-which-photos-to »

clientsfromhell:

A client and I were discussing which photos to upload to his website.

Client: I’ll get all the photos to you ASAP so you can edit them as agreed.

Me: Sounds great.

After five hours, I still hadn’t received any photos, so I rang the client.

Me: Hi - have you got those photos?

Client:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

tuesdays-we-wear-trenchcoats:

deansass:

dw-s-hp-mlp-g:

freaking-fantasy-lover:

ravencrantz:

Balthazar looks like Gordon Ramsay and now I can’t unsee it

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS

FUCK

friendly notice than Sebastian thinks this too

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OK I THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THIS

connecticutest:


This is on a real episode of icarly

connecticutest:

This is on a real episode of icarly

  • Parent: What does a cow say?
  • Baby: Moo!
  • Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
  • Baby: Meow!
  • Parent: Great job! Now, what does a horse say?
  • Baby: *crying voice* hey Marco, I can't even tell which bones are yours anymore

#THE WAY HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND LIKE HE MISSED ANOTHER 70 YEARS OF HIS LIFE